The Love Story of a Lifetime

Ken Masters had the perfect life.  He had lots of money, a beautiful girlfriend, and a red Porsche - until one day, when his life was turned upside down.  This Thursday, get ready for the most romantic, most spectacular "feel good" story of the Millennium.  Starring Ken Masters, Ryu Hoshi, and M. "Those Aren't My Balls, That's My Chin!" Bison, with a special appearance (if you know what I mean) by Chun-Li.  It's Ryu and Ken: A Love Story!

Ryu and Ken: A Love Story
Rated "A" for "Adorable!"  Bison will laugh, Ken will cry, and leaders will die!  Don't miss it!

Posted by Marty | May 23rd, 2013





Sunday's First Double Feature

Yeah, you read that right! This Sunday is special because you get not only one, but two videos!

The first is by yours truly.  Today, I go back to DOS games and explore the games from my childhood.  When I was in school, Friday's were pretty darn exciting.  If you were good and did all your work, the old computers on trolleys would be rolled out into the classroom.  It was DOS heaven from then until the school bell rang.  I cover some of the classics: Mario Teaches Typing, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, and of course, The Oregon Trail.



That's not all, though.  Today is extra special because Marty finally makes his first real video debut (unless you count the Pepsi review).  A couple of people, myself included, badgered him, and he finally gave in to give us his own gameplay video of Slender: The Eight Pages.  I was pretty surprised at the result, but you'll have to watch the video to find out more.



Anyway, that's it for this Sunday.  See you Thursday!

Posted by Bel | May 19th, 2013





Some Random Thoughts

(Hey dudes.  This is actually Bel, but since I think Marty might want to make a blog tonight, I'm just going to put this here as a place holder.  He's actually asleep right now, and I've gotten the article done for a change!  And before work!  Woo!  Go read up and then check back later.)

King of the Vampires
Marty here: Okay, so it's been a while since I wrote a Rocket Blog, but in fairness, I am busy beavering away (sounds wrong) on writing these Rocket Hideout articles. Not only that, but I've recently started a new workout routine. See, there's this gym literally two streets away from our apartment, so I've signed up to it and started a routine where I work out three days a week, then have a rest day and then do it again. Not only that, but my personal training has picked up, considering the summer is upon us and everybody wants to get in shape. So, between all of that stuff, I've been leaving the Rocket Blog stuff to Bel, who's kept it padded with some videos that have been worth the watch. With that in mind, if you haven't watched them yet, then you need to.

Speaking of business, I was kept busy for a small portion of my day trying to get a VCR to work. I've liberated one from my dad (who wants me to record Game of Thrones for him on VHS... Virgin Media doesn't get Sky Atlantic, unlike Sky TV- ha!) and I've got some videos that I'm itching to watch so I can write Rocket Hideout articles about them... and I'm not going to say any more than that. What I will say, though, is that I had no luck setting up the VCR, outside of slipping it on our tv cabinet. Bel's going to have to take care of that. She's the tech person out of the two of us, and I stand around, look pretty and bark nonsense. I think we make quite the team. 

Posted by Marty | May 16th, 2013





The Eight Pages... of Middle-Earth

Hello everybody!  Did you know that I'm now updating every Sunday?  Then you might have noticed that I didn't post a blog this Sunday!  Well, to put it simply, I wanted to give Marty's blog a bit more top-of-the-page time.

I didn't forget though, and Sunday's video went up without a hitch.  If you'd like to be the first to see our videos, then shuffle on over to our Youtube Channel.  In the meantime, here are the last two videos I've posted.  In the first, I battle (i.e. run away from) Slender/Slenderman as I attempt to collect all eight of his pages in "Slender: The Eight Pages."


In the second video, I talk briefly about the Middle-Earth Weekend 2013 which is held in Sarehole Mill every year.


And that's it for now. In the future, I'm going to figure out a system for Marty and I to share the front page equally. In the meantime, check us out on any of our various social network sites, and you'll have up-to-the-minute updates on our activity. Too-da-loo!

Posted by Bel | May 14th, 2013





Battle of the Bad Guys

Woo, this one is a doozy!  Apologies for the very late nature of this update.  I think I beat the midnight deadline by about a few minutes, haha!  Marty really wrote up a storm this time and it's taken me about twice as long to finish my edits.  He also didn't leave a blog, so I'll just leave you guys to enjoy the article tonight.  Just a small note: the blog and article depositories are NOT being updated tonight for this artlcle.  I'll rectify that either tomorrow or over the weekend when I have more time.  With that being said, prepare yourself, because tonight's article is an all out action brawl starring the grandest of all super villains!  Hold on to your pants, because this is the...

The Battle of the Bad GuysI know you'll all love reading this as much as I enjoyed proofreading it.  Enjoy!

Posted by Bel | May 9th, 2013





Free Comic Book Day 2013

Heeeey!  It's been awhile, huh?  Well, never fear, because the Happy Hat Review now updates every Sunday!  Woohoo!  This has been my goal since the website first opened, and now that things are slowly falling into place on our side, I can start to bring you new videos.  We'll be buying new software eventually, too, so the videos will only improve in quality as time goes on.  Cool, huh?

Yesterday, I decided FCBD was a monumental enough holiday to vlog about, so that's what you've got today.  We also recently held a "fandrive" on our Facebook to get more followers.  The result is I now have to record myself playing Slender.  Guys, I'm really scared.  Actually, I was reading all about the game and its mythos last night, and I got so freaking scared that I couldn't sleep!  AHHHH, what have I gotten myself into!?

Anyway, enjoy the video, and tune in Thursday when the spotlight turns on Marty's new article!



Posted by Bel | May 5th, 2013





Sonic Games

I'm going Super Sonic this week for the 30th Rocket Hideout article as I dabble with a couple of the lesser known Sonic the Hedgehog video games in Sonic Games Galore!

Sonic Games Galore!
This article was a lot of fun to write, since I got to kick back and play through a few rounds of gaming with my favourite video game character of all time, Sonic. Now granted, a lot of people HAVE heard of the games that are featured in the article- but hey, it's not like they're Sonic the Hedgehog, or even Sonic the Hedgehog 2, you know? With that in mind, I figured it was a topic worth talking about.

Sonic 2
It has to be said, though; perhaps my favourite Sonic the Hedgehog game ever is Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (even though it does have stiff competition from Sonic Adventure and Sonic Generations.) I always loved Sonic the Hedgehog a whole lot, but I always thought Sonic 2 to be better. I always thought it was better based on the fact it seemed faster and Sonic was able to do that cool move the super spin attack. In Sonic 1, Sonic was able to do a spin attack, but you needed a lot of momentum on your side to execute it well. In Sonic 2, though, you're able to build the momentum from a still start by pressing down, then bashing the shit out of that action button to get Sonic to spin and spin to build up some momentum to tear through some bad guys. Absolute class.

Let's not forget the special zone bonus stages, either. What's more fun than playing those with a friend? Get as many rings as you can to get the Chaos Emerald at the end. Just make sure you don't run into those bombs! One more thing that makes Sonic 2 so great- The Chemical Plant Zone. 'Nuff said.

Bonus StageChemical Plant Zone
As good as Nintendo's Super Mario World was (and it was always good to me) Mario just couldn't touch Sonic the Hedgehog 2. With that in mind, enjoy the article, and I'll see you soon!

Posted by Marty | May 2nd, 2013